December 2011
jay69:
I need to stoping giving a fuck for people who dont give a fuck about me.
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My sleeping schedule is so fucked.
Of course I'll clean my room, mom. →
repelo-muggletum:
That awkward moment when nobody thinks your joke...
Reblog if you're single as fuck.
The only thing that erases misunderstandings in a...
hellyeahitsrandom:
Oftentimes, people take each other for granted. They think that the other person can read their thoughts and understands what’s going on. If the person knew your mind, the misunderstand would’ve never occurred. So take time to talk things out with your loved ones, tell each other what’s going on. Because miscommunication is a barrier to healthy relationships. Always remember...
That moment when your parents actually say yes
totally-relatable:
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my family when someone wakes up before anyone...
me: tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
everyone else: let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
My mom yells at me like →
funniest10k:
and i’m like:
and she’s like get rid of that attitude
and i’m like:
i didn’t even
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
lolsofunny:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
it just hit me. 2011 is over like next week.
wtf have i done this year?
I can't even text without writing long, nice...
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
when you suddenly get a cramp in your foot
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When I laugh..
asdfghjklmitch:
Expectation:
Reality:
why i'm single:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
That awkward moment when someone accidentally...
hk-rachel:
omfgsomepersonactually:
And you’re just sitting there like
I just love this picture xDDDD
"What time is it?" "There is a clock right there."... →
I Hate When I'm Eating Starbursts And Somebody... →
un0rigin4l:
Bitch, You Can Have The Yellow One.
Things won't become normal magically.
shawnasaurus:
After destroying something, you can’t expect it to be rebuilt in the next minute.
As soon as I stop putting in effort,
shawnasaurus:
we stop talking. What type of shit is that.
I hate doing presentations
maiyaa:
fourminutewarning:
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
OH GOD HAVE TO DO THIS WHEN WE COME BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS
The only one stopping you from finding your own...
mahalkitax3:
-Philjayr
