December 2010
I hate it when you talk to someone every single...
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
When your favourite song starts playing
standupfuckingtallx:
hellobrooklynheyla:
givemeallyourhopelesshearts:
and no matter where you are you just go crazy
and randomers are looking at you like you’re insane
and you just don’t give a fuck
I liked that song until everyone started liking...
when pretty people compliment me
discoverwhoiam:
That awkward moment when you don't know if the...
talbo:
My 2011 Resolutions.
o123lucyabc:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can gtfo.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school…maybe just a little.
I’ll appreciate my parents more.
I won’t get...
I love those days when you just DGAF
rachellephant:
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
I seriously got to stop laughing when my parents...
sbirnies-blog:
tearsneverstopfalling:sbirnies-blog;
My mom is yelling at me like this
Then I try to keep a straight face like
But dumbass me burst out laughing like
Next thing you know, my mom is attacking me
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at...
When you see an old friend and they got cuter...
wtfrancheska:
Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. ...
When my Mom's on the phone and I hear her say my...
“Mom , why you talkin’ shit ??”
when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
foreverintertwined:
That awkward moment when you're playing with your...
cravingblueberries:
Everyone’s looking at you like
And you’re just like
I say I’m not pretty. Not because I’m looking for...
When the test papers are returned, and..
heartversusbrain:
flairey:
you failed and you have the lowest score in class:
you failed but not as badly as you’d thought:
you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either:
you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”:
you passed:
you get the highest score in class:
your friend gets the highest score in class:
someone you...
When you realise any of us could have walked past...
moriartyisirish:
I hate when people are like "You laugh too much."
It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?!
and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.
A new study has found that children who spend more...
shhhhjustcome:
tumblrjesus-:stupidstrawberryinherhair:
why does this explain my life
well…
Taking a picture with my friend
hardrockmetalhiphop:
She ends up looking like
And I look like
And she’s the one saying
”OMG! I LOOK TERRIBLE! DELETE IT!”
And I’m like
happens to me all the time
That moment when you find the perfect username,...
That awkward moment when your lips are dry and you...
enitsircbby:
The awkward moment when next week is actually next...
alyaae:
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
nicolewasnthere:
i’m usually like
the awkward moment where you walk in a room and...
adrianseaottersmith:
burritoshopsoundtrack:
yourenothipster:
the gif lolololololol
and then you walk out then walk in back asdgjsdfkja
^^^^^^^YES
That awkward moment when Mom/Dad starts yelling at...
The fuck did I do?
FOREVER CHINGÓN
sect2:
When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
"I want to be more than friends." ...Oh, you mean...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK PREIST?
pynis:
HOLY SHIT
when someone calls me "very pretty"
indiefashionwhore:
at first i think they’re sarcastic so I’m all like
When they tell me they’re serious I’m like
When I realize they are actually serious
when you think you look good..
caryrulesyourworld:
when someone scares you.
but you really look like this..
when you laugh.
but you really look like this..
when your dancing.
but you really look like this..
when you think you look nice, once in your life.
but you really look like this..
One night, a girl visited her boyfriend for it was...